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HI GUYS!I AM A 14 YEAR OLD MALE WHO LIVE IN SINGAPORE. WELL,WELL,YOU MIGHT THINK WHY A 13 YEAR OLD GUY WOULD SUCH AN HOMEPAGE. WELL,IT IS DEDICATED TO MY SISTER.SHE LOVES JOKES.BUT THATS NOT THE TOPIC NOW.THE TOPIC NOW IS ABOUT YOU LAUGHING.YES IT IS YOU! THEREFOR, HERE ARE SOME JOKES JUST FOR YOU. NOT ONLY THAT AFTER READING THESE JOKES PLS MAIL ME YOUR OPINIONS ON HOW TO MAKE THIS HOMEPAGE BETTER AND ALSO MAIL ME YOUR JOKES. THANK YOU. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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JOKE1:CUSTOMER:HOW MUCH IS A COFFEE? WAITOR:A DOLLAR SIR. CUSTOMER:HOW A BOUT A REFIL? WAITOR:IT'S FREE SIR. CUSTOMER:THEN GIVE ME A REFIL. JOKE2:WAITOR:WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR COFFEE BLACK,SIR? CUSTOMER:I DON'T KNOW.WHAT OTHER COLOURS DO YOU HAVE? (THIS JOKE WAS TAKEN FROM THE BOOK CALLED MY CHOICE OF JOKES) JOKE3:CUSTOMER:I CAN'T EAT THIS SOUP! WAITOR:I'LL GET THE MANAGER. CUSTOMER:I CAN'T EAT THIS SOUP! MANAGER:I'LL GET THE COOK. CHEF:WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE SOUP? CUSTOMER:NOTHING.I JUST DON'T HAVE THE SPOON TO EAT IT. (THIS JOKE WAS TAKEN FROM THE BOOK CALLED MY CHOICE OF JOKES) | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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JOKE1:A SOCCER STAR IS PLAYING BADMITON WITH A BADMITON PLAYER. | SOCCER STAR:OH!OH! THE SHUTTLE COCK WENT OUT. BADMITON PLAYER:THAT'S OUTSIDE. SOCCER STAR:I WILL TAKE THE THROW-IN. JOKE2:A COUNTRY'S PRESIDENT WAS INVITED TO BE THE GUEST-OF-HONOUR IN A ANOTHER COUNTRY'S SOCCER MATCH FINALS.JUST AFTER THE PENALTY SHOOT OUT TEAM A WON THE MATCH.THEREFOR THE PRESIDENT WAS INVITED TO GIVE OUT THE PRIZES.JUST AFTER GIVING ALL THE PLAYERS THEIR TOKEN OF APPRECIATION,WHEN HE WAS ABOUT TO HAND OVER THE TROPHY TO THE CAPTION,HE WHISPERED IN HIS EARS. PRESIDENT:YOUR TEAM PLAYED WELL BUT THE ONLY MISTAKE WAS THAT ALL THE 22 PLAYERS KEPT ON RUNNING FOR ONE BALL.I TELL YOU WHAT.ASK ALL YOUR TEAMATES TO SIGN UP FOR MY COUNTRY'S SOCCER TEAM.I WOULD GIVE YOU DOUBLE THE AMOUNT OF SALARY THEY GIVE YOU HERE AND ALSO GIVE YOU EACH A BALL TO PLAY WITH. JOKE3:FRIEND1:SPELL FROG. FRIEND2:F.R.O.G. FRIEND1:AGAIN. FRIEND2:F.R.O.G. FRIEND1:BUT I ASKED YOU TO SPELL THE WORD "AGAIN"! JOKE4:TEACHER:JOHN GO UP TO THE BOARD AND POINT OUT RUSSIA IN THE MAP. TEACHER:THANK YOU JOHN.NOW EMMA WHO IS THE FOUNDER OF RUSSIA. EMMA:JOHN TEACHER.
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